HELP!

  • Thread starter Thread starter imported_Charlie
  • Start date Start date
sorry , repost ignore this post

Where the f$%k was I when they were giving away free passes on traffic tickets? :squint:
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

Guys can match the hysterectomy one tho:

That is a POSSIBLE for you... We HAVE to have the \"rubber glove\" fun else bad things might happen. You get anesthetic for that. We don\'t. :eek:
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

And of course...all your examples beat any kind of pain that goes along with what I said. :wtf:
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

[quote name=\'BlueByU\']Where the f$%k was I when they were giving away free passes on traffic tickets? :squint:[/QUOTE]

Couldn\'t tell ya. But for every time I\'ve been stopped and given MAJOR attitude by the pig, while I ALWAYS am respectful and answer yes sir / no sir... I can think of at least 3 of my female friends who have gotten off SCOTT FREE from multiple tickets.

My sister included, and I\'ve been told I drive more \"sedately\" than she does. This was said while I was approaching 65 in a 30, and had been driving flat-out in city traffic and back roads trying to accomplish some errands in a very short time. I was NOT driving legally, but I was safe.
______________________________

Help support this site so it can continue supporting you!
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

[quote name=\'BlueByU\']And of course...all your examples beat any kind of pain that goes along with what I said. :wtf:[/QUOTE]

boobies. The power they hold trumps all pain examples.
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

Tammy Faye is no longer with us. She went downhill a LOT faster than I expected.

Actually, I just read the CNN release... She was on Larry King on Thursday, and died Friday morning. King was asked to delay the announcement until tonight for some reason.
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

i saw her on larry king. omg... she looked so bad i couldn\'t stand to look at her. it hurt too bad, cause she reminded me of my friend that just died from cancer.
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

[quote name=\'BlueByU\']Yeah like:

Childbirth
Mentrual cramps
Menopause
(Possible) Hysterectomies
Etc.

Yeah...lucky us. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

You forgot a few fun womanly facts... see below

[quote name=\'Geordi 90LSC\']And:
free passes on traffic tickets
free drinks / food for basically a smile and some conversation
boobies to enjoy whenever
yea, lucky you.[/QUOTE]

[quote name=\'Geordi 90LSC\']boobies. The power they hold trumps all pain examples.[/QUOTE]

Ok, just some FYI for the male gender. You seem to think that womens boobs are a blessing to us. They are not!
A) They hurt every month around menstruation.
B) They hurt when crashed into, it may not be the same as getting cracked in the balls, but it still hurts.
C) Sloppy guys who think we will love them to drool all over them (drool is not sexy)
D) Lets not forget the most fun thing ever, bras. Shopping for them sucks, once you find one you like, the store decides to stop making it and you have to search for a new style.
E) Breast feeding, it\'s not walk in the park!
F) Ok, on the pregnancy note, your boobs swell up a cup size or two, feel about 10,000 lbs.
G) After the kids is born, your boob leak.
H) They start to sag when you get older and men no longer find them appealing at that time.

[SIZE=\"1\"]Heather, don\'t mean to freak you out any..[/SIZE]

So grow some man boobs, enjoy the hell out of em, and realize boobs aren\'t all that pleasurable!

Oh, and I\'ve been pulled over 3 times, once I got a warning, twice I got a ticket. I wouldn\'t have tried to cry my way out of them, and I doubt the asshole cops would have been swayed out of their decisions. I never go to a bar expecting free drinks, but damn if I\'m gonna turn down something free! And as for dinner, I come prepared to pay and again, if the guy is offering, I\'m taking the free meal. I don\'t expect it, but I sure as hell will take it!
______________________________

Help support this site so it can continue supporting you!
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

[quote name=\'BlueByU\']Where the f$%k was I when they were giving away free passes on traffic tickets? :squint:[/QUOTE]

...you were probably picking up your FREE Lawnmower at Sears....REMEMBER???:drevil:

WOMEN! they fuckin want it ALL........:rant:
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

[quote name=\'Geordi 90LSC\']:zzz:[/QUOTE]

:zzz: ...ribbit :zzz: ...ribbit :zzz:
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

Britt told me flat out she wanted to come home now. But knowing the jackass, he\'ll keep her until the day she originally wanted to come home, which is in 3 weeks.
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

Maybe you miscalculate your timing when approaching the female subject. :D
 
sorry , repost ignore this post

Thats always a possibility... But I also screw up the timing by finding females that are already involved. I suck at that one.
 
Back
Top