OldSchool1
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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
It\'s tha time of year again....
It\'s tha time of year again....
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eightlives
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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
Holy Post Resurection.
Ok hear goes:
12 mpg
11 speeding tickets
10 new outside lights
9 donuts in the snow
8 new plugs and wires
7 square feet of trunk space
6 way leather seats
5 tinted windows
4 Boston Aucustics Speakers
3 car alarms going off
2 flowmaster mufflers
and a happy face on me.
Holy Post Resurection.
Ok hear goes:
12 mpg
11 speeding tickets
10 new outside lights
9 donuts in the snow
8 new plugs and wires
7 square feet of trunk space
6 way leather seats
5 tinted windows
4 Boston Aucustics Speakers
3 car alarms going off
2 flowmaster mufflers
and a happy face on me.
S
SeventyCutlass S
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
:rofl: i love this thread!
:rofl: i love this thread!
S
SilverFox
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
12 cans of beer
11 second dreams
10 cans of beer
9 cans of beer
8 NGK Plugs
7 cans of beer
6 cans of beer
5 cans of beer
4 cans of beer
3 cans of beer
2 headers to swap
1 cigaret left
0 cans of beer
I\'ll wait till tomarrow.
12 cans of beer
11 second dreams
10 cans of beer
9 cans of beer
8 NGK Plugs
7 cans of beer
6 cans of beer
5 cans of beer
4 cans of beer
3 cans of beer
2 headers to swap
1 cigaret left
0 cans of beer
I\'ll wait till tomarrow.
S
SC_Steve
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
disclaimer: the following does not reflect the condidtion of Abe :shifty: lol
on the 12th day of lincoln my Mark VIII gave to me
12 small paint chips
11 starting failures
10 bleeding knuckles
9 freaking headaches
8 spark plug wires
7 speeding tickets
6 wires protruding thru my tires
5 weeks of pov-er-ty
4 subframes rotting
3 mud stained floor mats
2 Korean wheel bearnings
and a local eye soar
:headbang:
disclaimer: the following does not reflect the condidtion of Abe :shifty: lol
on the 12th day of lincoln my Mark VIII gave to me
12 small paint chips
11 starting failures
10 bleeding knuckles
9 freaking headaches
8 spark plug wires
7 speeding tickets
6 wires protruding thru my tires
5 weeks of pov-er-ty
4 subframes rotting
3 mud stained floor mats
2 Korean wheel bearnings
and a local eye soar
:headbang:
mark viii edrea
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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
12 sounds from the tranny
11 puzzled Lincoln mechanics
10 grandpas’s drooling
9 sets of rear tires
8 roaring pistons
7 burnt out tail light bulbs
6 hours of detail
5 thousands reasons for getting a Lincoln
4 fat guys doing 130
3 wet panties
2 sexy headlights
And 1” from the Ground!
-Eric
12 sounds from the tranny
11 puzzled Lincoln mechanics
10 grandpas’s drooling
9 sets of rear tires
8 roaring pistons
7 burnt out tail light bulbs
6 hours of detail
5 thousands reasons for getting a Lincoln
4 fat guys doing 130
3 wet panties
2 sexy headlights
And 1” from the Ground!
-Eric
OldSchool1
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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
[quote name=\'mark viii edrea\']
12 sounds from the tranny
11 puzzled Lincoln mechanics
...
And 1” from the Ground!
-Eric[/QUOTE]
LOL at these three!
[quote name=\'mark viii edrea\']
12 sounds from the tranny
11 puzzled Lincoln mechanics
...
And 1” from the Ground!
-Eric[/QUOTE]
LOL at these three!
mark viii edrea
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Thanks, but unfortunately I still have the 12 sounds from the tranny and no one can still figure it out
Thanks, but unfortunately I still have the 12 sounds from the tranny and no one can still figure it out
OldSchool1
Senior Member
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
Bump ...
... for the Holidays!
Bump ...
... for the Holidays!
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BlueByU
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
12 times to a mechanic
11 ways to break it
10 speeding tickets
9 rags to clean it
8 tires changed
7 cylinders running
6 people dont fit
5 cracks-s-s-s-s in windshield
4 dummy lights flashing
3 road kill hits
2 yellowed headlights
And
1 proud owner
12 times to a mechanic
11 ways to break it
10 speeding tickets
9 rags to clean it
8 tires changed
7 cylinders running
6 people dont fit
5 cracks-s-s-s-s in windshield
4 dummy lights flashing
3 road kill hits
2 yellowed headlights
And
1 proud owner
OldSchool1
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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
These are new ... and good!
These are new ... and good!
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WhiteLightninLSC
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
12 warped rotors
11 hundred dollars for heads
10 seat adjustments
9 red MSD wires
8 colorful header tubes
7 races won
6 shifter positions
5 liters of power
4 sticky tires
3 Lincoln coupes
2 Mark VIIs
1 set of keys for my use only!
12 warped rotors
11 hundred dollars for heads
10 seat adjustments
9 red MSD wires
8 colorful header tubes
7 races won
6 shifter positions
5 liters of power
4 sticky tires
3 Lincoln coupes
2 Mark VIIs
1 set of keys for my use only!
eightlives
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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
Ok so I got bored/creative and decided that I should make up a list that was more true to the orginal song, so I tried to include one word from each of the orginal lines.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
tweve mechanics drumming up bills
eleven people complaing about my loud exhaust pipes
ten \"o my lord\" he\'s going to fast from passagers
nine lap dancers
eight maids for cleaning
seven thoughts for mods swimming in my head
six burnouts a-laying
fiiiiiiiiive goooooolllldddld keeeeeyyysssys
four people calling the police
three french hookers in the backseat
two turtle wax containers
And a dent from a pear tree
Ok so I got bored/creative and decided that I should make up a list that was more true to the orginal song, so I tried to include one word from each of the orginal lines.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
tweve mechanics drumming up bills
eleven people complaing about my loud exhaust pipes
ten \"o my lord\" he\'s going to fast from passagers
nine lap dancers
eight maids for cleaning
seven thoughts for mods swimming in my head
six burnouts a-laying
fiiiiiiiiive goooooolllldddld keeeeeyyysssys
four people calling the police
three french hookers in the backseat
two turtle wax containers
And a dent from a pear tree
B
BlueByU
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
:yes: eightlives! Nice.
:yes: eightlives! Nice.
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DaILL02LsE
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
on the 12th day of Lincoln My Mark 6 Gave to me
12 fast cold starts
11 hesitations
10 buttons working
9 coats of wax
8 vaccume leaks
7 tow bills
6 EECIII codes
5 joy rideesss!
4 Blizzaks
3 INST MPG (crusing :nono: )
2 baffled mechanics
And ONE HAPPPP--YYYYYY Oooo-NERRRR!!!
tAdA!
and my song actually goes with the beat :lol:
on the 12th day of Lincoln My Mark 6 Gave to me
12 fast cold starts
11 hesitations
10 buttons working
9 coats of wax
8 vaccume leaks
7 tow bills
6 EECIII codes
5 joy rideesss!
4 Blizzaks
3 INST MPG (crusing :nono: )
2 baffled mechanics
And ONE HAPPPP--YYYYYY Oooo-NERRRR!!!
tAdA!
and my song actually goes with the beat :lol:
OldSchool1
Senior Member
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
Two really great submissions!
Like DaILL02LsE typed, the Lincoln doesn\'t have to be a Mark VII. It\'s the Twelve Days Of Lincoln!
JD
Two really great submissions!
Like DaILL02LsE typed, the Lincoln doesn\'t have to be a Mark VII. It\'s the Twelve Days Of Lincoln!
JD
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96DiamondVIII
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
On the twelfth day of Lincoln, my Mark VIII gave to me:
12 miles per gallon
11 Lincoln Emblems
10 percent treadlife
9 puzzled glances
8 cylinders of power
7 inside lightbulbs
6 trips around town
5 warning lights
4 chrome wheels
3 powerslides
2 dim headlights
And a great big smile on me!
On the twelfth day of Lincoln, my Mark VIII gave to me:
12 miles per gallon
11 Lincoln Emblems
10 percent treadlife
9 puzzled glances
8 cylinders of power
7 inside lightbulbs
6 trips around town
5 warning lights
4 chrome wheels
3 powerslides
2 dim headlights
And a great big smile on me!
OldSchool1
Senior Member
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
Bump ... for 2006
Bump ... for 2006
OldSchool1
Senior Member
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
Bump ... for 2007
Bump ... for 2007
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1phatlsc
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
heres mine
on the first day of (christmas)lincoln my car gave to me!
12 #\'s of boost
11 honda\'s crying
10 of my friends laughing
9 second 1/4 mile et.
8 forged pistons pumping
7 thousand rpm\'s of screaming
6 beam\'s and coke\'s
5 .5 second reaction time
4 speed auto tranny
3 wheel stands in 1/8 mile
2 drag slicks smoking
all the ricers in ah of my hotrod linclon.
heres mine
on the first day of (christmas)lincoln my car gave to me!
12 #\'s of boost
11 honda\'s crying
10 of my friends laughing
9 second 1/4 mile et.
8 forged pistons pumping
7 thousand rpm\'s of screaming
6 beam\'s and coke\'s
5 .5 second reaction time
4 speed auto tranny
3 wheel stands in 1/8 mile
2 drag slicks smoking
all the ricers in ah of my hotrod linclon.
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