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The Colts SUCK!!! And so do the refs!!!

AND as for that Caddy, not so sweet. Hell, I saw a video on an old Datsun (yes, DATSUN) called the \"White Zombie\" that the guy had turned into an electric car, took it to the strip and ran something like 121 mph and in the high 10\'s for the 1/4 mile. In a FUCKIN\' ELECTRIC CAR!!! :shocked:

He was pulling hole-shots like you wouldn\'t believe.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cf89tawZX8
 
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[quote name=\'Big Panda\']The Colts SUCK!!!

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yes ,yes they do!!!!
 
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[quote name=\'Big Panda\']The Colts SUCK!!! And so do the refs!!!

AND as for that Caddy, not so sweet. Hell, I saw a video on an old Datsun (yes, DATSUN) called the \"White Zombie\" that the guy had turned into an electric car, took it to the strip and ran something like 121 mph and in the high 10\'s for the 1/4 mile. In a FUCKIN\' ELECTRIC CAR!!! :shocked:

He was pulling hole-shots like you wouldn\'t believe.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cf89tawZX8[/QUOTE]

But it isn\'t a Caddy with all the fancy gadgets.
 
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My son just enrolled in Pitt State Univ...he is now a \'Rilla! :hyper:
 
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Sweet! Is the Gus Bus still rolling around at Pitt State?
 
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lol.
more like my dealership\'s stupid pay plan.

im going back to Dodge
 
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What is it with dealerships and pay plans? Mike has been at his dealership for almost 2 years.. and last week they introduced the 4th \'new pay plan\' and they all suck a little more than the last. :rant:
 
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I never understood the wild differences in pay plans between dealerships when I sold cars. Where I worked at Ford, we got roughly 30% of gross left in the vehicle (dealer cash didn\'t count :soapbox:) - with a $100 commission minimum. Up the road at Hyundai, the guys got a flat commission no matter what was left in the car - $150 for an Accent, $300 for a Sonata, etc. And we were paid weekly with cheques, no direct deposit :nuts:
 
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I remember my salesman days at COMPusa

I never went to the mandatory meetings, and never got crap for it, because my managers all knew that there was no point to being there. After I started showing up to meetings right before I had to quit, I was shocked. Every monthly meeting they rolled out a new pay plan. What it ammounted to is you could make more money (With no cap on potential earnings) but your hourly wage was cut down. So the 2 hours I worked before the store opened I would make base, and then in the remaining hours I would have to sell about double what I normally would just to make a little bit more. A pay raise was more like a pay cut. Very typical of all sales jobs.

Sales jobs are probably the most worthless, underpaid, get fucked over job known to man. Being a good sales man is a marketable skill, however I would say only about 2% of current salesmen are marketable \"real\" salesmen (or women). I have known people that could sell anything from home enema kits to computers. They have personal skills and sales skills. People that sell computers/cars/etc aren\'t worth a shit as far as sales abilites go (for the most part) They can sell what they are interested in, and do a mediocre job at best. Mainly because most people don\'t have the sociopath tendencies (aka you care about how much money you make regardless of others) needed to sell sell sell. Sales jobs really don\'t require much training, and there is always a group of young people ready to make the big bucks selling cars, houses, etc. Most of the time you find out the only way your going to make any money is to sell something that has a high demand (and a demand thats unlikely to drop) and/or work for yourself.
 
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Also speaking of house sales, I know 3 people now that had thier life forturnes blown on the housing industry. A plumber I worked with in the past got into remodeling houses. He was making bank as all union plumbers do (80K a year) but he gave that up to go into remodeling houses. He bought 10 houses that he was going to do light work on and rent out. He sat on 6 of thoes with NOBODY even calling to check it out. He was down to 400$ a month for some of them, and he still had 4 left completely empty. He went to sell them and couldn\'t find buyers at 25% under what he still owed on the house. Last I heard the banks took possession of a bunch of the properties.

Right now the only thing I would be selling is guns, alcohol, and maybe grave sites. The gun sale boom is going to drop off soon, alcohol will do great despite shit times, and grave sites are always needed, and sites are drying up.
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What\'s wrong with salesmanship? I sell for a living, well I do a bunch of things... Running a business makes you wear many different hats. :lol:

If you think the world is about to end, your best bet is to stock up on ammo, gold and food reserves.
 
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It\'s such a slow week for me so far... Simple jobs to do and I can\'t start any big projects yet because clients owe me more information. ughhh... I\'ve been reading up on secret societies haha!
 
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[quote name=\'Steve G\']What\'s wrong with salesmanship? I sell for a living, well I do a bunch of things... Running a business makes you wear many different hats. :lol:

If you think the world is about to end, your best bet is to stock up on ammo, gold and food reserves.[/QUOTE]

You are selling a service that takes skill (Aka web development and whatnot). You are not selling another companies inventory, and basing your pay as a cut of the amount you sell. Any idiot can sell products. Being able to sell shit isn\'t a worthwhile skill unless you can sell anything (aka you a real salesman). Not to mention unless your selling stuff for yourself, your not going to do anything but make others richer then you.
 
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[quote name=\'VETECISFORGRANDMAS\']I remember my salesman days at COMPusa

I never went to the mandatory meetings, and never got crap for it, because my managers all knew that there was no point to being there. After I started showing up to meetings right before I had to quit, I was shocked. Every monthly meeting they rolled out a new pay plan. What it ammounted to is you could make more money (With no cap on potential earnings) but your hourly wage was cut down. So the 2 hours I worked before the store opened I would make base, and then in the remaining hours I would have to sell about double what I normally would just to make a little bit more. A pay raise was more like a pay cut. Very typical of all sales jobs.[/QUOTE]

That must have been after I was working there. I started at my CompUSA store in the good-old-days when a laptop sold for about 4 grand, and a desktop would be $800 for a Packard Bell shitbox or $1500 for a decent Compaq etc. You know that \"two week training\" that new hires were supposed to go through? I was getting asked questions on my second day, and completely left alone by my \"trainer\" manager by day three. Training? Yea, right.

But by the end of the first week (we had weekly tallies on the sales board) I was #3 in sales. Week 2, I was #1 by about a $2000 gross margin... And from week 3 onward, I owned that board. One week, I moved over $500,000 gross in computers. My average was about 150k gross. I took an old laptop that I had, intentionally put a pen on the keyboard, and shut the lid. Boom. That smashed screen computer was then mounted to the laptop sales line, right in the middle with the $5000 business computers. EVERY SINGLE TIME I walked a customer down the line and showed them the options... They saw that, and bought not just the warranty, but the separate screen warranty from me.

My base salary was $7 per hour, but I was clearing AFTER TAXES over $16 with the incentives from those sales. I was seriously outpacing even the guys in the corporate sales group that worked out of my store. One guy came in to look at machines, and I got him. Turned out, he was a business owner that was just THINKING about upgrading. Didn\'t have a corporate account. :evil: That day, he left with FIVE new complete Compaq desktops, full of accessories (mousepads and wrist rests that I re-priced for a penny) and full 5-yr warranties on everything. Corporate got wind of this guy, and tried to take him away. I refused, and when he came BACK a week later, they tried again. He told them straight out, he would ONLY buy from me, as I was the only one who talked to him as a PERSON and not a checkbook.

He then, on the spot, bought TEN Armada laptops with full warranties. These were 5k BEFORE the 1k in warranties, each. :eek: That was the 500k week. :D

Why did I leave? The operations manager pulled me into his office and informed me that our store was being noticed by regional (and further up) for the sales numbers, and they wanted to know why more people weren\'t closer to my numbers. I was actually told that *I* had to slow down, that they were paying me too much. In a sales job? The warranties were 99.9 percent profit for the store, and I had almost a 75% acceptance rate.

They fired me about 2 weeks later (just before 90 days, actually) with some bullshit excuse that a manager had called my name and I had ignored them, so it was \"insubordination\" and grounds for termination. Yea, right. f$%k em with a rusty pole.
 
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