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\"Doctor, I suppose it was lucky for the Gecko that Geico Insurance added health and hospitalization coverage. Otherwise, the injuries sustained from the Cavemans viscious attack would have bankrupted him.\":shocked:
 
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OR.......

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\"I\'m so glad you joined us, Dr Beaker. It seems this patient, Mr Kermit, was scheduled for a sex change operation, but we can\'t seem to find his PENIS! Any suggestions?\"

\"You stupid Assistant! :banghead: He\'s a MUPPET! He doesn\'t HAVE a \'penis\'...in fact, ALL muppets don\'t have sex organs!\" GULP! \"We DON\'T????\":shocked:
 
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[quote name=\'jsev22\']Pete, meet daboss.....daboss, this is Pete (Linc). You two don\'t know it but you are twin sons of different mothers. I suggest you take it to PM and get to know each other.
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[quote name=\'Lookin4aLinc\']hi \'daboss\',

do you want to be my friend?[/QUOTE]

[quote name=\'Geordi 90LSC\'].....And so it begins.[/QUOTE]

[quote name=\'BGREVISITED\']they\'ve got MY blessings.....[/QUOTE]

[quote name=\'Potato\']Daboss, he isn\'t 40 but he\'s got a nice G35 you can cruise around in. You guys would look cute with your head on his shoulder at stoplights.[/QUOTE]



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[quote name=\'BlueByU\']Geordi already said he didnt have any \"dangling particles\"...so it would be difficult anyway.[/QUOTE]

he must still be young. everyone knows the older you get, the more \'dangling\' THEY get!:freak:
 
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tell me about it... I bruises on my knees to prove it, I need to stop buying boxer shorts lol
 
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[COLOR=\"Red\"][SIZE=\"2\"]Pokes her profile...Vicki is slacking off today...or someone is! I expected a birthday thread![/SIZE] [/COLOR]
 
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[quote name=\'Steve G\']tell me about it... I bruises on my knees to prove it, I need to stop buying boxer shorts lol[/QUOTE]

yea.....you know you\'re old when accidentally kick YOURSELF in the balls! :freak:
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[quote name=\'SecretAgent\']:wave:[/QUOTE]

....hi Renee :hsugh: Happy Birthday dear!!!!
 
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well, at least you got ONE birthday greeting, even if it WAS from ME!:freak:
 
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I need more music to download...any ideas??? My iPod is looking a lil empty...
 
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how about \"The Good, the Bad and the Ugly\" by Hugo Montenegro? ok, it\'s weird but it\'s been stuck in my head because of a radio commercial i heard on the way into work this morning.....:freak:

all i can think about is Clint Eastwood kicking someones ass now......
 
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Let me tell you all about my bad morning...

I rented a car so my niece could use my car while she\'s in town. I set it up for a 7:30 pick up. Mind you, I\'m supposed to be to work at 7:30. I told my supervisor Monday I was going to be late, maybe 30 minutes. He didn\'t bother to share that with anyone else. Anyway. So I get to the rental place right at 7:30... the guy is writing everything up, I\'m thinking \"Awesome, I\'ll be out of here real fast!\" Well, then he says, \"Your car will be here in a few minutes, with the races is town, we rented everything out the other day. We\'re getting more stock from another location and they also opened at 7:30.\" I tell him I am already supposed to be at work and I really need to get done as quick as possible. About 10 minutes later the guy that I dealt with leaves. This other guy said they just left to get my car. I asked how long it\'s going to be and he\'s like 15/20 minutes (I\'ve already been there for 20/25 minutes at that point. Needless to say I was an hour and 15 minutes late for work. My former supervisor (the bitch) comes down and tells me I should have called her... blah blah blah that people had come in and she didn\'t know if there was going to be there and she sent them away until Monday. I didn\'t call because what the f$%k was she going to be able to do? About the same as she did but tell them to come back later today vs Monday. Then I hear her call someone, \"Yeah, just wanted to let you know Vicki just showed up. (pause) I don\'t know something about a problem with a rental car.\" So she snitched on me for being late, and I\'ll hear about that on Monday when the big boss comes in, of course, she\'s going to say something to my supervisor who will come down and stare at me for 20 minutes before even talking to me.
 
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[quote name=\'VickiM74\']Let me tell you all about my bad morning...

I rented a car so my niece could use my car while she\'s in town. I set it up for a 7:30 pick up. Mind you, I\'m supposed to be to work at 7:30. I told my supervisor Monday I was going to be late, maybe 30 minutes. He didn\'t bother to share that with anyone else. Anyway. So I get to the rental place right at 7:30... the guy is writing everything up, I\'m thinking \"Awesome, I\'ll be out of here real fast!\" Well, then he says, \"Your car will be here in a few minutes, with the races is town, we rented everything out the other day. We\'re getting more stock from another location and they also opened at 7:30.\" I tell him I am already supposed to be at work and I really need to get done as quick as possible. About 10 minutes later the guy that I dealt with leaves. This other guy said they just left to get my car. I asked how long it\'s going to be and he\'s like 15/20 minutes (I\'ve already been there for 20/25 minutes at that point. Needless to say I was an hour and 15 minutes late for work. My former supervisor (the bitch) comes down and tells me I should have called her... blah blah blah that people had come in and she didn\'t know if there was going to be there and she sent them away until Monday. I didn\'t call because what the f$%k was she going to be able to do? About the same as she did but tell them to come back later today vs Monday. Then I hear her call someone, \"Yeah, just wanted to let you know Vicki just showed up. (pause) I don\'t know something about a problem with a rental car.\" So she snitched on me for being late, and I\'ll hear about that on Monday when the big boss comes in, of course, she\'s going to say something to my supervisor who will come down and stare at me for 20 minutes before even talking to me.[/QUOTE]

That sucks.... :( But you already told your supervisor...he\'s the dumbass for not letting other people know... :dunce:
 
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[quote name=\'BGREVISITED\']hey.....\"The Good, the Bad and the Ugly\" could be my theme song. it\'s ALL ABOUT ME!;)[/QUOTE]

I think I might actually agree with you on this one... :shocked: :hyper:
 
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[quote name=\'SecretAgent\']That sucks.... :( But you already told your supervisor...he\'s the dumbass for not letting other people know... :dunce:[/QUOTE]

I know, just bugs the shit out of me that the busy body bitch has to get on my case. Like I was really in the mood to deal with another annoying POS!
 
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