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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had
never paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I\'m blonde doesn\'t mean that I am
automatically stupid.

So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME
last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves!

Helllooooo\"? (I told him.) \"It\'s been a year!\"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up... he hasn\'t called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won\'t underestimate a blonde
anymore!!!
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[quote name=\'BECG\']It must be a va-jay-jay :rolleyes:


:D[/QUOTE]

[quote name=\'daboss351\']heather said so! blame her![/QUOTE]

I see. So thats what made you think I was female?
 
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[quote name=\'daboss351\']and your myspace gives it away, lesbian![/QUOTE]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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and the janis joplin (sp?)
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[quote name=\'BECG\']Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had
never paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I\'m blonde doesn\'t mean that I am
automatically stupid.

So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME
last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves!

Helllooooo\"? (I told him.) \"It\'s been a year!\"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up... he hasn\'t called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won\'t underestimate a blonde
anymore!!![/QUOTE]



OH MY GOD! If I laugh that hard one more time...Im gonna have a stroke! :rofl::rofl:
 
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[quote name=\'daboss351\']and the janis joplin (sp?)[/QUOTE]

Fine you figured it out twerp. :fawk:
 
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[quote name=\'BlueByU\']OH MY GOD! If I laugh that hard one more time...Im gonna have a stroke! :rofl::rofl:[/QUOTE]

We\'re just aiming for a failure in the bladder control department!
 
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:lol: :dunno: :D
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[quote name=\'daboss351\']and the janis joplin (sp?)[/QUOTE]

Are you saying only lesbians listen to Janis Joplin? Cause that\'s just NOT true!
 
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WOOOHOOOOOO MY FUEL LINES WILL BE HERE TODAY!! today is a AWESOME day!!!! plus i never payed for the lines yet! the guys sent them out and never told me!
NOOOOO that made me know it was a she!
 
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[quote name=\'VickiM74\']We\'re just aiming for a failure in the bladder control department![/QUOTE]

:rofl: Youre getting there.
 
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[quote name=\'daboss351\']WOOOHOOOOOO MY FUEL LINES WILL BE HERE TODAY!! today is a AWESOME day!!!! plus i never payed for the lines yet! the guys sent them out and never told me![/QUOTE]

Better not be someone from here. :eyebrow:
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[quote name=\'daboss351\']and your myspace gives it away, lesbian![/QUOTE]

Um... cause no one ever makes shit up on myspace, it\'s all the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
 
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[quote name=\'daboss351\']WOOOHOOOOOO MY FUEL LINES WILL BE HERE TODAY!! today is a AWESOME day!!!! plus i never payed for the lines yet! the guys sent them out and never told me!
NOOOOO that made me know it was a she![/QUOTE]

So now, only women listen to Janis Joplin? Again, not true. Maybe more women like her than men, but there are (straight) men out there that like her!
 
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[quote name=\'BlueByU\']:rofl: Youre getting there.[/QUOTE]

Quick, drink some water! Lots of it! A gallon, and I\'ll come up with something good!
 
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i know that but i put 2 and 2 together
and no its from another forum, and im paying him, i dont rip people off!!
and i know myspace is not always true!
 
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