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[quote name=\'BlueByU\']Or a.....um nevermind. There might be a few \"Beavers\" on here and they may not know. :rofl:[/QUOTE]


I know maybe I should know this but since I\'m not a Beaver anymore... please to be explain? :squint:
 
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Yeah I kind of knew that, that\'s why I thought it was funny that I was a \"beaver\" silly lol
 
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Heh... next he\'s gonna ask you to go jackalope hunting :p
 
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BEAVER

A 90 year old man is having his annual check-up.
The doctor asks him how he is doing.
\"I\'ve never been better!\" he replies. \"I have an 18 year old bride who is
pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?\"
The doctor considers this for a moment and then says: \"Well, let me tellyou a story:

I know a guy who is an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one
day, he is in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
instead of his gun. So, he walks in the woods near a creek and he spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM*, the beaver drops dead in front of him.

\"That\'s impossible!\", says the old man in disbelief.

\"Someone else must have shot that beaver!\"

\"Exactly!\"
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i fuckin hate TRAFFIC
i fuckin hate THURSDAYS
i fuckin hate WORK

i fuckin hate driving to WORK in bitch ass TRAFFIC on THURSDAYS

only 1 day to go!! w00t
 
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i put $55 in my tank last friday, and i had to fill up again today. my gas would last longer if people didnt fuckin drive like idiotic freaks on the freeway, to where i have to slam on my brakes and then accelerate back up... when i can just keep my cruise on all day long! fuckin slowing down to look at a stalled car on the side of the freeway. who the f$%k does that shit!? it is stupid!!! just keep fuckin driving and everyone will get to where they are going quickly and stress-free!!!!
 
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hey! this isnt the dinner thread! oh well
+1
 
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Good one Dr. :lol: Old but still funny. And Vicki and Heather? :slap: :stickpoke
 
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Im bored. I should be in bed but we\'ve had this ritual for the last 3 weeks. Starbucks after dinner. :eek: I did get a movie in the mail today though...Inside Deep Throat. :chin: Should be interesting but Ill probably get 10 minutes into it and doze off. (No, it isnt the movie itself...but the controversial side of it.) I wanna go to sleeeeeeeeeep! :(
 
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StarBucks is good. But Caribou is awsome......
Night.
 
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Never heard of Caribou.
Night. (glad someone can sleep.) :(
 
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