sorry , repost ignore this post
Dumb Bitch at the coffee shop...
I NEED COFFEE and something to eat so I go to a coffee shop. I ask for a coffee and a muffin, no big deal right? She punches in her stuff on the cash register and charges me 3 bucks... I move over to wait for my order and she hands me 2 coffees one large and a one small. Let me write down the scene...
Me: \"hey that\'s not my order\"
Her: \"it is your order\"
Me: \"No I said COFFEE and a MUFFIN Explosion de fruits, you can\'t misundersand that for two coffees\".
At this point I\'m starting to get mad. Customer is always right, not here! She then tells me she will show me the cash coupon.
Me: \"I don\'t care, that will only show me you punched in the wrong thing\"
Her: \"Sorry but that\'s what you ordered, it\'s on the coupon\"
Me: \"No wonder you work at a God damn coffee shop, are you stupid or hard of hearing? Give me the Muffin which is cheaper than the coffee and keep the change\"
Her: \"Listen if you want a muffin, go wait in line and buy one, this is your order\"
That\'s it... Now I might have turned blue at this point, all I could see was red
Me (real loud): \"Listen to me you skank, I asked for a f$%king coffee and a muffin, you misunderstood the order or got confused... For f$%k\'s sake this f$%king cup has to be smarter than you *hold up the cup of coffee*\".
Now everyone is quiet, you could hear a cricket in the distance lol
Me: \"That\'s it - there is no f$%king logic here, I\'ll take ONE of those coffees and leave, be sure I\'ll never come back here as long as they keep hiring retarded skanks\"
I take a coffee, walk out, get in my car and leave about 4 bucks worth of my rear tires in the parking lot. I went to McDonalds for a gross fatty breakfast instead...