DoubleJ
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As you're all well aware, the only way to close a door/trunk/hood on any car manufactured since 1903 is to slam it as hard as you possibly can with the intent to break suspension components with your manly power. For some reason that I still can't fathom, while fixing my crashed bumper/headlight/hood/fender, the caliber collision 14 year old "tech" decided to go farting around in my trunk, and then of course I'm sure he attempted to slam it closed for me as a favor, and he broke "the latch". They replaced "the latch" and declared my trunk fixed, with a nice slam.
It's not fixed, it's broken. Here's what's going on. It worked fine for a few days, and then I used the fob to close it, and it latched, but failed to pull itself closed. I unlocked it with the key, pressed it into the latch after raising it to open height, and it pulled itself closed and was fine. Worked fine for a few more days, and then did it again. I discovered that it would close, kinda latch, and then the right side would pull down, pop up. Left side would pull down, pop up, and then then it just gives up. The trunk won't flop open, but of course isn't closed either, just in limbo. I could always open it with the key, then press it down gently, and it would grab, close, latch. Until it wouldn't. That function is no longer there. I have to open it all the way, with the fob, then close it with the fob, then it will fail to pull down, then key it open, fob it open, fob it closed, repeat 3-5 times until it finally catches, pulls down, and locks. I discovered this while transporting two very expensive customers back to their office from a sales brunch and looked like a complete moron. Finally gave up and drove them home with the trunk open.
"the latch" that they fixed appears to be the one in the decklid itself, I can see where things have been farted with up there. There is another latch, that wiggles right and left in the body of the trunk itself. I've farted with that part to no avail, it's just wiggly, but has no effect right/left/center on the decklid failing to latch/close/lock.
I have to do a 2000 mile road trip next week in this car and I'm gonna lose my $%^t if I have to fart with the trunk for five minutes every time we need to get our luggage. The trunk is literally the coolest part of the car, and it's dead/dying.
I'll be calling Caliber tomorrow to throw a fit, but frankly, they're idiots. They turned the car over to me with the new headlight pointed into the ground, the bumper malformed, the fender repainted but not straightened and this trunk issue. I don't trust them to complete the repair properly. Does anyone know what the issue may be?
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It's not fixed, it's broken. Here's what's going on. It worked fine for a few days, and then I used the fob to close it, and it latched, but failed to pull itself closed. I unlocked it with the key, pressed it into the latch after raising it to open height, and it pulled itself closed and was fine. Worked fine for a few more days, and then did it again. I discovered that it would close, kinda latch, and then the right side would pull down, pop up. Left side would pull down, pop up, and then then it just gives up. The trunk won't flop open, but of course isn't closed either, just in limbo. I could always open it with the key, then press it down gently, and it would grab, close, latch. Until it wouldn't. That function is no longer there. I have to open it all the way, with the fob, then close it with the fob, then it will fail to pull down, then key it open, fob it open, fob it closed, repeat 3-5 times until it finally catches, pulls down, and locks. I discovered this while transporting two very expensive customers back to their office from a sales brunch and looked like a complete moron. Finally gave up and drove them home with the trunk open.
"the latch" that they fixed appears to be the one in the decklid itself, I can see where things have been farted with up there. There is another latch, that wiggles right and left in the body of the trunk itself. I've farted with that part to no avail, it's just wiggly, but has no effect right/left/center on the decklid failing to latch/close/lock.
I have to do a 2000 mile road trip next week in this car and I'm gonna lose my $%^t if I have to fart with the trunk for five minutes every time we need to get our luggage. The trunk is literally the coolest part of the car, and it's dead/dying.
I'll be calling Caliber tomorrow to throw a fit, but frankly, they're idiots. They turned the car over to me with the new headlight pointed into the ground, the bumper malformed, the fender repainted but not straightened and this trunk issue. I don't trust them to complete the repair properly. Does anyone know what the issue may be?
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