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LSC_CHEF

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

i want to hear yall\'s dead baby jokes.
lets hear em\' i\'ll even share one of mine.:crossed:
 

68Stang

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
-Depends on how hard you throw \'em.

Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of babies?
-You can\'t unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Yeah, horrible. I know :(
 

NYC LS8

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

What\'s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What\'s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What\'s more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it\'s head.

What\'s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they\'re hand made.

What\'s brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What\'s blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

What\'s blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it\'s head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What\'s purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What\'s the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can\'t gargle gravel.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.

What\'s the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

What\'s white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby\'s jaw?
Deep Throat.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

What\'s more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!

What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
They\'re fun to ride until they die.

What\'s blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!

What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.

What\'s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can\'t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What\'s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won\'t stick to the roof of your mouth.

What\'s red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

What\'s blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

What\'s more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

Why didn\'t they crucify baby Jesus?
I don\'t know why they didn\'t either.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.

What\'s the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don\'t kiss my girlfriend after sex.

What\'s the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don\'t have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it

What\'s present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

What\'s the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don\'t die when you f$%k them up the ass.

What\'s worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
To see the expression on it face!

What\'s worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A trashcan lid in a dead baby.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
Sandy.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.

What\'s worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper

What\'s the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don\'t have a Cadillac in my garage.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

What do vegetarian ogres eat?
Cabbage patch kids.

What\'s red, screams and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

What\'s the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.

What\'s the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
You don\'t get second looks when you\'re writing with a felt tip marker!

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

What\'s the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A watermelon floats.
 

LSC_CHEF

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

never heard the house one before. the bowling ball one i\'ve heard before.


whats the difference between an empty bath tub and a dead baby?
-you can\'t f$%k an empty bath tub!

whats red/white and spins?
-dead baby in a blender.
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LSC_CHEF

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

why do you boil water when your having a baby?
-incase it\'s born dead you can make soup.
 

Steve G

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

[quote name=\'LSC_CHEF\']never heard the house one before. the bowling ball one i\'ve heard before.


whats the difference between an empty bath tub and a dead baby?
-you can\'t f$%k an empty bath tub!.[/QUOTE]

:dunce: I wouldn\'t have copied that one though... very sick at many levels... :grumpy:
 

WhiteLightninLSC

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

They\'re all sick on many levels. :nono:
 

danistanggt

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

how sick
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BlueByU

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

IBTL! I thought dead baby jokes went out in the 6th grade. :rolleyes:
 

NYC LS8

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Yeah, CHEF! How DARE you post a thread with a misleading title!! :rofl:
 

Stanglover

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

Some of those are pretty gross... :|
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DrDragon

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

I dont get the funny....................................
 

SeventyCutlass S

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

i didnt laugh once, as matter of fact, i stopped reading after the 1st one

-1 to you
 

Geordi

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

Oh, that\'s cold man.

IBFTL
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imported_Tubby

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

I don\'t get it...what\'s funny? :dunno:
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LSC_CHEF

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

[quote name=\'NYC LSC\']Yeah, CHEF! How DARE you post a thread with a misleading title!! :rofl:[/QUOTE]

thanks tommy!
the title says it all don\'t come in if you don\'t have a sense of humor!
 

LSC_CHEF

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

at least 2 people got in on the action.
 

LSC_CHEF

Come on with the Dead Baby jokes.

[quote name=\'Geordi 90LSC\']IBFTL
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what does that even mean?
 
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