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  1. #1
    Potato Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

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    We were at the bar last night and I was being the DD. We were kind of winding the night down and I went walking around looking for one of my friends. I found him at the bar with a pretty hot girl grinding up on him. I let him be and about 5 minutes later he came over to start shooting the shit with me. This girl, who is drunk as hell, came up and started rubbing up on him again. She realizes that I\'m not paying attention to her at all and she went to kick me in the nuts. She luckily missed the boys and just got Pedro so I didn\'t immediately go down to the ground. I got in her face and told her not to ****ing do that again. Apparently she thought I was joking around or thought I wouldn\'t do anything and tried to do it again. I caught the bottom of her foot with mine and flung her backwards into this table full of guys. She kind of stumbled back up and was looking at me like she either didn\'t know what the hell was going on or she couldn\'t believe I just did that. I got right up in her face again and told her that if she tried that shit one more time I was going to have her ass thrown out. Some of her friends must have seen her because they came up and grabbed her and that was the last I saw of them.

    I swear sometimes I think a girl deserves to be slapped and this happened to be one of those moments. As much as I wanted to I still couldn\'t bring myself to do it though.

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    imported_Mars Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    shoulda knocked her out and ****ed her or knocked her out and called lookin4alinc to come **** her

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    NYC LS8 Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    That\'s my grounds for a woman getting slapped. Don\'t **** with the family jewels.

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    BlueByU Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    Gotta go with being slapped on this one.

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    Potato Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    It\'s a good thing Trav\'s girlfriend wasn\'t with us or that girl would have gotten her ass beaten and someone would have wound up going to jail.

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    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    I don’t think I could ever slap or hit a girl, especially one who is intoxicated.

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    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    nope, I could never hit a women.

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    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    Couldn\'t hit her but sure would want to.

    My ex-gf got into a fist fight with a girl for less... lol

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    VETECISFORGRANDMAS Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    Pick her up and put her in the dumpster..

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    Mineral 5Speed GT Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    [quote name=\'VETECISFORGRANDMAS\']Pick her up and put her in the dumpster..[/QUOTE]
    :lol:
    I can\'t hit a woman either. I\'ve wanted to many times, but I can\'t do it.

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    po-po 5.0 Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    If a chick kicked me in the nuts for no reason......It\'d be hard for me not to slap her.

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    Stanglover Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    [quote name=\'Mars\']shoulda knocked her out and ****ed her or knocked her out and called lookin4alinc to come **** her[/QUOTE]
    :rofl:

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    KY Jim Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    I, too, USED to be a Chivalrous Ignoramus like this, Once Upon a Time. HOWEVER: ANY female who physically attacks a male for NO reason is NOT a Woman, or a Girl. She is Dangerous, and you allow her to continue at your Peril. Allow even a skinny little teenager to beat on you and she WILL eventually **** you up! That said, if I DESERVED to be slapped, or whatever, Fine. If I did nothing to provoke or offend, she\'d better keep her damned hands to HERSELF. Kick ME in the nuts for no reason, and the LEAST you can expect is a broken jaw. If I recover quickly enough, it\'ll be an extended stay in the ER. And if I have to gun down twenty or thirty guys to get to you, I WILL. It\'s not so much the Pain, it\'s the Principle. Civilized Beings do NOT go about attacking others without Provocation. Period. Those who do are Dumb, Dangerous Animals. I still Euthanize Dangerous Animals. So, Girls, want to beat up a guy? Pick on SOMEBODY ELSE. I\'m a Lover, not a Fighter, and I fight to WIN. Victory equals Peace, and Peace sometimes is Superior Firepower and not being afraid to USE it. If I, as a Man, went around crotch-kicking girls who I thought deserved it, I\'d be shot before the end of the first day. And Rightfully So. Who the **** do you think YOU are? Femininity does NOT imply or grant Immunity.
    KY Jim
    P.S. Act like a Lady, or a Woman, and be Treated as Such. Act like a vicious bitch and be kicked out the door to sleep in the mud with the REST of the pack.

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    HTRDLNCN Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    Tough call. after the first try I would have called a bouncer/security over,
    you never know if shes the local drunk skank whore who has
    20 inbred guys that will jump you if you hit her.

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    DaILL02LsE Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    a woman that pulls shit like that, in my book - she is no longer a woman. Its then considered fair territory

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    KY Jim Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    What I said, in so many words.

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    Steve G Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    kick her in the boobs

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    BECG Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    Sorry..but we fought for women\'s lib.. therefore we are free game when we pull stupid shit like that. :nono:

    I woulda taken care of her for you Tanner.. that is bullshit..and unacceptable.

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    Potato Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    [quote name=\'BECG\']Sorry..but we fought for women\'s lib.. therefore we are free game when we pull stupid shit like that. :nono:

    I woulda taken care of her for you Tanner.. that is bullshit..and unacceptable.[/QUOTE]

    While I do agree that she deserved it if I would have even slapped her she was small enough that it would have been about like hitting a guy with a closed first. She wouldn\'t have stood a chance if I would have slapped her.

    I would have been more than happy to let you take care of her for me though. It would have been kind of hard to find that much jello, pudding or KY at 2:30 in the morning

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    KY Jim Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    HA! Them little skinny ones are the VERY ones who mop the floor with lumberjacks. Hit one, sometime. You\'ll NEVER believe it! Woman are LOTS tougher than they want us to believe. They just want it Easy, so they PLAY Weak and Sissy. Didn\'t you ever hear the saying, \'Hell hath no Fury like a Woman Scorned?\' Boss Lady don\'t give a **** if you ARE Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof. Piss her off, and she\'ll knock you DOWN. It\'s a damned good thing I\'m a Lover, and not a fighter. I\'d look AND act like Muhammad Ali.
    KY Jim

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    Potato Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    [quote name=\'KY Jim\']HA! Them little skinny ones are the VERY ones who mop the floor with lumberjacks. Hit one, sometime. You\'ll NEVER believe it! Woman are LOTS tougher than they want us to believe. They just want it Easy, so they PLAY Weak and Sissy. Didn\'t you ever hear the saying, \'Hell hath no Fury like a Woman Scorned?\' Boss Lady don\'t give a **** if you ARE Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof. Piss her off, and she\'ll knock you DOWN. It\'s a damned good thing I\'m a Lover, and not a fighter. I\'d look AND act like Muhammad Ali.
    KY Jim[/QUOTE]


    Not this one... This one was all of maybe 5\'1\" and 105lbs. She also appeared to be the type that was used to getting whatever she wanted by batting her eyelashes and swaying her non-existent hips.

    I have no doubt though if I would have slapped her I would have had an ass whooping coming by probably 10 different guys.

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    LSC351 Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    I think I\'m safe with saying that I won\'t hit a lady..........and I\'m still not quick to haul off and pound the crap out of any female, regardless of how much they deserve it..........what I will do, however, like in your circumstance, is if she went for a cheap shot like that, I\'d throw her in an arm bar or an escort hold, and walk her dumbass directly to the door or the bouncer, and inform her that she was getting off light.

    In most newer law enforcement use-of-force models, kicks to the groin have been determined to be consistent with lethal force, which translates to justifiable reaction in kind. What that means is that you\'d have been probably justified, legally defensible, albeit seemingly extreme, to have knocked her ass out, or punch her in the throat. Yes, if the cops came, you\'d probably end up in jail as most people fall into that old fashioned sexist predisposition horseshit, but the simple fact is that we live in a time where human respect for one another is basically dwindling, or non-existent. So, be they female, male, animal, or ambisexual walnut, if it attacks you, defend yourself.

    Now, for some ladies out there............NOT ALL OF THEM........but some of them, who think that kicking a guy in the nuts is a joke, cute, funny, or a God given right for women.........it isn\'t. You\'ve been taking advantage of your position of immunity for too long, and it is slowly being eroded. Kicking a guy in the nuts is lethal force ladies, so don\'t be surprised if the guy (if he\'s able), gets up, and beats the living hell out of you, or just plain shoots you. Currently, he\'d be in the right, and has written documentation to present in court to defend himself........(well, as long as he wasn\'t the aggressor in the first place......if he started it, and hit you, by all means, tee off on his package if you think you\'re in danger). For those women that still think it\'s cute, try wearing your ovaries on the outside for a while, and see how you feel when someone kicks you, you bump into things by accident, your friends snap you there, etc. ...............the joke WILL lose it\'s humor quickly.

    It\'s almost a piece of logic that seems inexplicably lost nowadays, but gentlemen don\'t hit ladies, and ladies don\'t hit gentlemen..................so, by association, everyone else is fair game if they\'re assaultive.

    Now, if you\'ll excuse me, I\'m going to go put on my cup.............

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    Steve G Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    I\'d make her sniff my hairy swampy nutsack... man does swamp nuts ever smell funny lol

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    KY Jim Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    351, you mean they FINALLY made a Law about something IMPORTANT and RELEVANT?! No Way! All these centuries girls been getting away with that, while we get laughed at while we puke up our spleens and other assorted entrails? What an AMAZING thing!!!!! A Politician, SOMEWHERE, has a Brain, and/or a Conscience! Oh, yeah, Repent, for The End is Near!* staggers around in mind-numbed shock*
    Actually, the best way I\'ve found to avoid such situations is to STAY OUT OF BARS and AWAY FROM DRUNKS. Oh, and I\'m NOT a woman-beater, smartass. a WOMAN does not behave so. A stupid bitch does. Yes, I\'ll kick a worthless animal off me. Or shoot it. Or throw my whiskey on it and light it with my Zippo. I don\'t tolerate ANY TYPE of Dangerous Animals around me or mine. It\'s uh, UNSAFE to do so. And cops around here Almost ALWAYS arrest the person who CALLED them. That\'s why we DON\'T call the Law for ANYTHING except a wreck. Hereabouts, you get MUCH better results by calling the ambulance, and let THEM call the cops.
    I don\'t appreciate being accused of beating women. I take it as a mortal insult, even if I KNOW the accuser is just kidding. I frown on it as much as anyone,. I just WILL, if I am FORCED to. I\'ll ALWAYS leave, if I am allowed to. But hurting me for no reason changes the equation TOTALLY and Irrevocably. I will bludgeon a dog to death for biting me for no reason. I have snatched up a cat who scratched me for no reason and smashed it\'s brains out on a rock. I LOVE cats. MUCH more than People, generally speaking. So, it would follow, logically speaking, that if one does not wish to be hurt by me, then they must simply NOT hurt ME. Unfortunately, many humans these days are DEVOID of Logic, or any other type of cogitative and coherent thought. For those who have a Problem with this, Bite ME.
    KY Jim

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    Potato Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

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    [quote name=\'KY Jim\']351, you mean they FINALLY made a Law about something IMPORTANT and RELEVANT?! No Way! All these centuries girls been getting away with that, while we get laughed at while we puke up our spleens and other assorted entrails? What an AMAZING thing!!!!! A Politician, SOMEWHERE, has a Brain, and/or a Conscience! Oh, yeah, Repent, for The End is Near!* staggers around in mind-numbed shock*
    Actually, the best way I\'ve found to avoid such situations is to STAY OUT OF BARS and AWAY FROM DRUNKS. Oh, and I\'m NOT a woman-beater, smartass. a WOMAN does not behave so. A stupid bitch does. Yes, I\'ll kick a worthless animal off me. Or shoot it. Or throw my whiskey on it and light it with my Zippo. I don\'t tolerate ANY TYPE of Dangerous Animals around me or mine. It\'s uh, UNSAFE to do so. And cops around here Almost ALWAYS arrest the person who CALLED them. That\'s why we DON\'T call the Law for ANYTHING except a wreck. Hereabouts, you get MUCH better results by calling the ambulance, and let THEM call the cops.
    I don\'t appreciate being accused of beating women. I take it as a mortal insult, even if I KNOW the accuser is just kidding. I frown on it as much as anyone,. I just WILL, if I am FORCED to. I\'ll ALWAYS leave, if I am allowed to. But hurting me for no reason changes the equation TOTALLY and Irrevocably. I will bludgeon a dog to death for biting me for no reason. I have snatched up a cat who scratched me for no reason and smashed it\'s brains out on a rock. I LOVE cats. MUCH more than People, generally speaking. So, it would follow, logically speaking, that if one does not wish to be hurt by me, then they must simply NOT hurt ME. Unfortunately, many humans these days are DEVOID of Logic, or any other type of cogitative and coherent thought. For those who have a Problem with this, Bite ME.
    KY Jim[/QUOTE]


    Breathe Jim, breathe....

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