Damn, check out the Dolly Parton Swim Team! Now , those girls have JUGS! WOW! In the immortal words of Jed Clampett, \'Wheeee-DOGIES!\' Don\'t quote me on this, but them girls might possibly be just slightly over-breasted. A LITTLE bit. Not enough to hurt MY feelings any. Hmmmm, now where\'d that Vaseline go? It was around here someplace....
I can\'t help it. I LOVE women, especially the ones with tits. Guaranteed boner, EVERY TIME. Call a logging outfit, there\'s WOOD in here! * gotta be careful with this thing, if I cockslap the comp desk, it\'ll be five hundred bucks to replace it* Whew, it\'s HOT in here! I better go grab another Ice House, and calm down.