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  1. #21
    Potato Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

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    [quote name=\'KY Jim\']HA! Them little skinny ones are the VERY ones who mop the floor with lumberjacks. Hit one, sometime. You\'ll NEVER believe it! Woman are LOTS tougher than they want us to believe. They just want it Easy, so they PLAY Weak and Sissy. Didn\'t you ever hear the saying, \'Hell hath no Fury like a Woman Scorned?\' Boss Lady don\'t give a **** if you ARE Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof. Piss her off, and she\'ll knock you DOWN. It\'s a damned good thing I\'m a Lover, and not a fighter. I\'d look AND act like Muhammad Ali.
    KY Jim[/QUOTE]


    Not this one... This one was all of maybe 5\'1\" and 105lbs. She also appeared to be the type that was used to getting whatever she wanted by batting her eyelashes and swaying her non-existent hips.

    I have no doubt though if I would have slapped her I would have had an ass whooping coming by probably 10 different guys.

  2. #22
    LSC351 Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    I think I\'m safe with saying that I won\'t hit a lady..........and I\'m still not quick to haul off and pound the crap out of any female, regardless of how much they deserve it..........what I will do, however, like in your circumstance, is if she went for a cheap shot like that, I\'d throw her in an arm bar or an escort hold, and walk her dumbass directly to the door or the bouncer, and inform her that she was getting off light.

    In most newer law enforcement use-of-force models, kicks to the groin have been determined to be consistent with lethal force, which translates to justifiable reaction in kind. What that means is that you\'d have been probably justified, legally defensible, albeit seemingly extreme, to have knocked her ass out, or punch her in the throat. Yes, if the cops came, you\'d probably end up in jail as most people fall into that old fashioned sexist predisposition horseshit, but the simple fact is that we live in a time where human respect for one another is basically dwindling, or non-existent. So, be they female, male, animal, or ambisexual walnut, if it attacks you, defend yourself.

    Now, for some ladies out there............NOT ALL OF THEM........but some of them, who think that kicking a guy in the nuts is a joke, cute, funny, or a God given right for women.........it isn\'t. You\'ve been taking advantage of your position of immunity for too long, and it is slowly being eroded. Kicking a guy in the nuts is lethal force ladies, so don\'t be surprised if the guy (if he\'s able), gets up, and beats the living hell out of you, or just plain shoots you. Currently, he\'d be in the right, and has written documentation to present in court to defend himself........(well, as long as he wasn\'t the aggressor in the first place......if he started it, and hit you, by all means, tee off on his package if you think you\'re in danger). For those women that still think it\'s cute, try wearing your ovaries on the outside for a while, and see how you feel when someone kicks you, you bump into things by accident, your friends snap you there, etc. ...............the joke WILL lose it\'s humor quickly.

    It\'s almost a piece of logic that seems inexplicably lost nowadays, but gentlemen don\'t hit ladies, and ladies don\'t hit gentlemen..................so, by association, everyone else is fair game if they\'re assaultive.

    Now, if you\'ll excuse me, I\'m going to go put on my cup.............

  3. #23
    Steve G Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    I\'d make her sniff my hairy swampy nutsack... man does swamp nuts ever smell funny lol

  4. #24
    KY Jim Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    351, you mean they FINALLY made a Law about something IMPORTANT and RELEVANT?! No Way! All these centuries girls been getting away with that, while we get laughed at while we puke up our spleens and other assorted entrails? What an AMAZING thing!!!!! A Politician, SOMEWHERE, has a Brain, and/or a Conscience! Oh, yeah, Repent, for The End is Near!* staggers around in mind-numbed shock*
    Actually, the best way I\'ve found to avoid such situations is to STAY OUT OF BARS and AWAY FROM DRUNKS. Oh, and I\'m NOT a woman-beater, smartass. a WOMAN does not behave so. A stupid bitch does. Yes, I\'ll kick a worthless animal off me. Or shoot it. Or throw my whiskey on it and light it with my Zippo. I don\'t tolerate ANY TYPE of Dangerous Animals around me or mine. It\'s uh, UNSAFE to do so. And cops around here Almost ALWAYS arrest the person who CALLED them. That\'s why we DON\'T call the Law for ANYTHING except a wreck. Hereabouts, you get MUCH better results by calling the ambulance, and let THEM call the cops.
    I don\'t appreciate being accused of beating women. I take it as a mortal insult, even if I KNOW the accuser is just kidding. I frown on it as much as anyone,. I just WILL, if I am FORCED to. I\'ll ALWAYS leave, if I am allowed to. But hurting me for no reason changes the equation TOTALLY and Irrevocably. I will bludgeon a dog to death for biting me for no reason. I have snatched up a cat who scratched me for no reason and smashed it\'s brains out on a rock. I LOVE cats. MUCH more than People, generally speaking. So, it would follow, logically speaking, that if one does not wish to be hurt by me, then they must simply NOT hurt ME. Unfortunately, many humans these days are DEVOID of Logic, or any other type of cogitative and coherent thought. For those who have a Problem with this, Bite ME.
    KY Jim

  5. #25
    Potato Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    [quote name=\'KY Jim\']351, you mean they FINALLY made a Law about something IMPORTANT and RELEVANT?! No Way! All these centuries girls been getting away with that, while we get laughed at while we puke up our spleens and other assorted entrails? What an AMAZING thing!!!!! A Politician, SOMEWHERE, has a Brain, and/or a Conscience! Oh, yeah, Repent, for The End is Near!* staggers around in mind-numbed shock*
    Actually, the best way I\'ve found to avoid such situations is to STAY OUT OF BARS and AWAY FROM DRUNKS. Oh, and I\'m NOT a woman-beater, smartass. a WOMAN does not behave so. A stupid bitch does. Yes, I\'ll kick a worthless animal off me. Or shoot it. Or throw my whiskey on it and light it with my Zippo. I don\'t tolerate ANY TYPE of Dangerous Animals around me or mine. It\'s uh, UNSAFE to do so. And cops around here Almost ALWAYS arrest the person who CALLED them. That\'s why we DON\'T call the Law for ANYTHING except a wreck. Hereabouts, you get MUCH better results by calling the ambulance, and let THEM call the cops.
    I don\'t appreciate being accused of beating women. I take it as a mortal insult, even if I KNOW the accuser is just kidding. I frown on it as much as anyone,. I just WILL, if I am FORCED to. I\'ll ALWAYS leave, if I am allowed to. But hurting me for no reason changes the equation TOTALLY and Irrevocably. I will bludgeon a dog to death for biting me for no reason. I have snatched up a cat who scratched me for no reason and smashed it\'s brains out on a rock. I LOVE cats. MUCH more than People, generally speaking. So, it would follow, logically speaking, that if one does not wish to be hurt by me, then they must simply NOT hurt ME. Unfortunately, many humans these days are DEVOID of Logic, or any other type of cogitative and coherent thought. For those who have a Problem with this, Bite ME.
    KY Jim[/QUOTE]


    Breathe Jim, breathe....

  6. #26
    LSC351 Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    [quote name=\'KY Jim\']351, you mean they FINALLY made a Law about something IMPORTANT and RELEVANT?! No Way! All these centuries girls been getting away with that, while we get laughed at while we puke up our spleens and other assorted entrails? What an AMAZING thing!!!!! A Politician, SOMEWHERE, has a Brain, and/or a Conscience! Oh, yeah, Repent, for The End is Near!* staggers around in mind-numbed shock*

    Oh, and I\'m NOT a woman-beater, smartass. a WOMAN does not behave so. KY Jim[/QUOTE]


    Ok, firstly, I don\'t believe that it\'s an actual piece of legislation, or codified law, so to speak..........but, it is being used by law enforcement agencies in their use of force models that they train their officers with. There may be something that was enacted by some regulatory group, but I\'m not sure exactly which.

    Um, secondly.............whaddya callin me a smartass for?...........I didn\'t accuse you of nuttin! Well, not that I\'m NOT a smartass, but I usually know why I\'m being called that most of the time....lol

  7. #27
    Steve G Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    they don\'t even call me smartass anymore, nope, they skip the \"smart\" and call me ass.

  8. #28
    Michael VII LSC/SE Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    [quote name=\'HTRDLNCN\']Tough call. after the first try I would have called a bouncer/security over,
    you never know if shes the local drunk skank whore who has
    20 inbred guys that will jump you if you hit her.[/QUOTE]

    And/Or one of her girlfriends calls the cops and it becomes her word against yours. Cops tend to believe smaller cute girls. And they probably have more practice lying.
    Tough call.

  9. #29
    Potato Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

    [quote name=\'Michael VII LSC/SE\']And/Or one of her girlfriends calls the cops and it becomes her word against yours. Cops tend to believe smaller cute girls. And they probably have more practice lying.
    Tough call.[/QUOTE]

    One of my friends was standing right there and saw the whole thing

  10. #30
    Steve G Guest

    The closest that I\'ve ever come to slapping a girl

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    I just remembered I got kicked in the nuts by a cute girl in school, I think it was 5th grade (long time ago). I kicked her in the ass real hard, she fell on her face and started to cry. Then 3 or 4 guys came over to give me crap. Then I was known as \"the guy who kicked Anne-Marie in the ass\".

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